I
see Paris I see France I see someone’s underpants…..…..does yours always
match? …you know what I am talking about…..your bra & panties…..ever
notice if you ever see a chick on TV or in a magazine her bra & panties
always match..is that real life…..if it is I do believe we live in a
perfect world….however….knowing myself & many other women….I don’t think
that’s the case….but I think is should be! I am so sure there are those
ladies out that who only wear “sets” wouldn’t be caught dead in
mismatched bra & panties…..lol….I have to admit….I did tell my hubby if
anything ever happened to me & he has to call 911…make damn sure I have sexy
matching bra & panties…no matter how sick I am at the time! LOL
I
try to at least co-ordinate my undergarments..isn’t that a great word
“undergarment”…it sounds so lady like….but I do try…some days I just don’t
care..lol I am fascinated by the retro undergarments of years
past….bullet bra, high brief, tap pants, corsets…I just think the retro look is
so sexy..and yes very flattering on anyone. I own a few items….but for
the most part I hang..no pun intended…hand with Lane Bryant..lol
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…so
let’s talk panties…..it doesn’t matter if you wear bikinis, boy cut, thongs or
granny panties…..I think most women share in my logic…..the type or style of
out undies vary depending on the situation….first you have your everyday
panties….usually they are comfy..a little faded, stretched out…you wear them to
lounge around in comfort……..not to be confused with your period panties..these
are the ones that fit your bloated stomach, keeps things secure….maybe a little
stained from periods gone by…you all know what I am talking about.
Of
course we all own the tummy control panties….these are the ones we wear under
our dress slacks to work or jeans….but you never wear them out if you are
planning to get laid…..oh no…remember the scene in Bridget Jones Diaries….she
was making out with Hugh Grant wearing giant tummy control panties…..oh
my! Kinda zaps the mood..don’t ya thing…… last but not least…well I guess
least amount of fabric…the thong….you either love them or you hate them….there
are a few different styles to choice from..the string…also know as butt
floss….there’s also the elastic kind…and the wide throng…..and the mother of
them all the tummy control throng…
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Yes….
There is such a thing as a tummy control thong……which I can say with firsthand
experience….OMG…..here is the thing…..usually if it controls your tummy…folds
you budge in it has to be made out of some type of girdle fabric right? That
fabric is thick & stiff…remember it has to suck it all in….so picture
this….a girdle from and a thong back…the concept sounds great…..no panty line
& no belly budge…win win situation…….until you decide to eat dinner….at a
buffet no less…..so as you eat…and eat…and eat…..your belly starts to expand
and expand…..so let me just ask you were the 1 inch thick hard piece of elastic
affectingly known as the thong that was strategically placed earlier in the
evening as not to pinch or chafe the hinnie disappears to when the from
expands??? Oh yes. Not only does it lodge itself up the great
divide…as you walk is rubs & rubs…at that point holding in my tummy was the
last thing on my mind…. let’s just say when you get home & rip this thing
from between your cheeks ya better have some kind of ointment to relieve the
red chafed area…..lefty behind. True story!
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..I
have been thinking. This is a new year….so why not finally clean out all
those holey strained ripped ugly panties and start wearing only the ones the
sexy ones…the ones that make you feel hot & desirable…. so what if no one
sees them…you know you have them on…..isn’t that all that really counts….
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