......my friend Hank....well he needed a little help in the make
up department......maybe it was the after 5 shadow...or the old lady house
frock...could have been the hairy legs......everyone know he was no drag
queen...just a boy in a dress......we were kicked out of the gay club......can
you imagine getting kicked out of a gay club.....lol no harm..we went back
several times after that...of course.....so where do ya good when you are
dressed up & wanna party.......a straight bar of course...not just any
straight bar...a straight hick bar in a small town......of yea...I walked in
& asked the bartender...I happen to know him...if I could bring in my
friend....he looked at me kinda strange & said yes....I then said...no no
no....my “friend”.....he’s dressed in drag......then he said – Hell yes....bring
him in! This could have been on he’ll of a mistake....but we were stoned &
happy...so we went for it.....
....I have to say that little hick bar had never seen the likes of
Hank before....most people knew he was a guy in a dress....but as the evening
went on...and the alcohol down...in shots.....Hank’s panty hose came off.....but
not those Less Press-On nails......I will never forget hearing Hank say in a
drunken slur...”.look how long my fingers look – who knew I had such pretty
hand” lol......it still makes me laugh. Of course if you mix alcohol &
hicks...you are bound to get a bar fight......Hank being the many man he
is.....not to mention drunk & stoned....when the fight broke out...he jumped
into action..dress..heels...wig and all...grabbed one of the fellas around the
neck & took him outside.....well...all women who wear dresses know that if
you put your arms up your dress goes up......I guess they don’t teach that to
guys.......Hank gets this drunken hick outside...still in a head lock hold the
hick looks down ......Hank...who didn’t wear panties under his hose was hanging
out below his dress.....the hick looked up at him & said “ you an’t no
girl”....hilarious.....true story. I laughed till I cried.......Hank was just
happy he didn’t loose any of his Lee Press-on nails.
....I have been lucky to have had many friendships with guys who
dress in drag...some just for fun and others who do it for a living......one
thing that I have learned first hand from each & every one is tolerance
& acceptance. I have been honored with the opportunity to create
fabulous gowns...over the top hats...plus so much more.....someday I hope to tap
into my creativity & do more...for now I am just so thrilled to have been
part of this over the top..flamboyant...wonderful group of guys. I love ya
Cher & Barbara..wink wink
....I
know you wanna know more about drag queens......maybe you are not ready to do
the club thing...so check out the movie “Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the
Desert”.....or '”To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar”..
....and of
course “Wigstock”.....for a twist check out “Connie & Carla”...two chicks
dress like men who dress like woman...way too funny. No matter what your
thoughts are...drag queens are dedicated to their craft.....they need to know
pop-culture history..be masters of makeup and have the ability to create a
variety of characters.
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