Nope… haven’t
forgotten about my blog……so many new ideas rattling around in my whack-a-doodle
brain …unfortunately I have not had the opportunity to release my thoughts…life
has a way of getting the best of us…..especially around the holidays……normally I
have a better grip on the holidays festivities…this year however it beat the
crap outta me….and then some.
….my old knees
just aren’t what they used to be I guess……after giving my all to some killer
stadium steps…my knees just didn’t recover……until the doc juiced my creaky
knees…..within a day or two my knees were new again…..ok ok..maybe not new..but
my 50 yr old knees felt 45 again…lol….doc told me to stick with low impact
exercise for a while – which was ok because football practice was on hold for
the holidays….restarting in Jan…so I was good to go…..In my pea brain I thought
my knees would be ready to hit the grid iron head on in Jan……little did I
know……
…as turkey day
came near I was excited to see my step son, his wife & their two
daughters….a family Thanksgiving…..house cleaned..turkey bought..plans
made…..then I noticed I started to wobble……not because of my knees…little did I
know that the juice the doc shot into my knees would cause me to be hungry all
the flippin time…..I had gained around 10 pounds……within like 2 months…my fat
clothes were so damn tight……no matter what I did I could not stop stuffing my
face…….
….my house was
full for the turkey day holiday….kids….toys…..stuff…everywhere……I tried to stay
in the moment…I tried to not allow all the little stuff to bug me….I tried to
let things go…like the messy house……dishes …unmade beds……I did..I really did
try…….I have to admit it did get the best of me & I broke…..had a temper
tantrum…..I love my kids & grandkids…..but maybe I am just getting old &
set in my ways……I like a clean organized home.
…the table was
set….people arrived…the bird..actually 2 birds were roasting…..and my house was
full…I mean FULL of smoke……it was terrible…we had to open windows..turn on
fans…..my corn casserole boiled over in my oven…..but in the end the meal was
yummy……and nobody had smoke inhalation…..I will admit I was so glad to have my
house back to normal & empty….
…….it took me
almost a week to get things back to normal….at that point I decided we were
going out to dinner at Xmas…no get- to -gathers..no big dinners..matter of fact
I also decided I was NOT gonna pull out all of the xmas boxes……I went to the
Kroger & bought a $20 3ft tall tilted tree……wrapped it in white lights..red
berrys & four ornaments I bought at JoAnn Fabrics 60% off xmas stuff
sale……propped that tilted baby up in the corner on a small table..surrounded it
by some of my wooden junk & called it Christmas……I added some ribbon garland
too…..I was thrilled with it…my family..not to much…lol The bestest part of it
all was no boxes to dig out of storage – Yippee!
....all the gifts
were opened on xmas eve so we could sleep in on xmas morning....sleep in we
did.....we got dressed long enough to go out for xmas dinner at the family
buffet.....it was crowded & the food wasn’t all that great but I didn’t have
to cook or clean...so it was the best ever...lol ...the rest of the day was
spend in my jammies with the remote in one hand watching all those sappy xmas
movies on the Hallmark channel......what a day....
....my tree came
down the weekend after xmas.....I packed up one shoe box of xmas décor.......so
glad once again to have my house back together.....next event/holiday.......New
Years Eve......we had planned to attend a big NYE party.....same one we have
attended the past few years.......you know the deal....spend weeks trying to
slim down to fit into that sexy show every lump & bump party dress that
takes more time to pour yourself into the reduce your waist & firm your butt
body shaper.....you know the one with the slit in the crotch so you can
pee...but the slit is never big enough & ya end up peeing all over it
anyways....whats the point???
......then once
you get all your lady bumps tucked in & your panty hose pulled
up & the dress in position you have to stick your feet
into a sexy sparkly pair of F@#$ heels that you can
barely walk in but they make you legs look awesome.......God forbid don’t take
those babies off till you are ready to keep them off cuz there is no way you can
get those bad boys back on your swelled achy feet......take my word for
it.....
....it takes
longer to get ready for a NYE party than the amount of time you are actually at
the party.......at midnight ya kiss the one who brung ya and whoever else
happens to be there...depending on how damn drunk you are....all before calling
it a night & heading to the Waffle House for a midnight snack...that’s
where all the drunk folk hang.....other words affectionately known as my
peeps....finally you drag your ass into the house....carrying your
shoes...runners in your hose.....piss all over the crotch of your undergarment
body shaper........
...then it
happens......the overwhelming feeling of awwwww.....the moment that you tear
your self out of that bodyshaper...you lady lumps & bumps pop
back out....its like taking your bra off after a long ass day.....only 10 times
better...........HUGH HUGE SIGH........
...this year
however.....I just wasn’t into the party thing......actually it wasn’t really
the party as the idea of the effort I would have to put into the whole
ordeal.......I worked on NYE......so I decided this year I would go for comfort
as oppose to sexy........granny panties & all I rung in the new year with my
hubby buy my side........it still felt good to come home & take my bra
off........lol
....so hard to
believe it is 2014...wow.....times sure does fly. I have been so crazy ass busy
with a bunch of nothing I haven’t have time to make any goals for the new
year......to hell with resolutions....I like to make goals...they seem way more
achievable...maybe it is just in my head...but it works for
me....lol
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