…brief encounters

 ….if you spend any time with me at all you have to know by know that I have an infatuation with all things fashion…call it a sickness…call it an obsession…call it a hobby…don’t care – I LOVE ALL THINGS FASHION…..all the way down to my panties…drawers…knickers…whatever you wanna call them….well…..ok most of us wear a panty from time to time……from white cotton granny panties to the skinniest of G-strings……

…I am sure you are thinking I am a whack-o for putting so much thought into underpants…..but actually it is something that everybody knows about…has an opinion about…and a preference regarding style, fit & color….undergarments have been peeping out of pants for years……but for the most part..Intimate apparel….undies…remains somewhat of an unmentionable……yes yes yes…I know …our undies are private & personal….but yet we see them on billboards…TV..magazines…..so I say……let’s talk underwear!

…so what’s in your underwear drawer????  I am so sure….all…ok most women have the same sort of undies……let’s just think about what the normal woman needs……and  owns…even if she won’t admit it…..lol… of course we all own what I like to refer to as “period panties”…you know the ones ladies….you save them babies for that one special week each month…..no matter what you do….those damn stains just don’t wash out……hence…the “Period Panties”

…awww but don’t confuse the period panties with the saggy..baggie…ripped..stretched  out elastic….comfy..no way you are getting laid tonight granny panties……..these are the ones we keep because they are so comfy….they are like a friend…..they cover your ass…mostly lol.  Each time we put the old faithful comfy rags…I mean panties on….we say to ourselves….I am gonna throw these away…but yet they still end up in our underwear drawer clean & ready to comfort us once again.

…one of my least favorites…but so necessary……the high cut…tummy sucking …butt lifting ….no budge…panty shaper briefs…..I do believe whoever invented these babies did not like women….although a gal needs these to hold it all together…..especially when you are a bit bloated…..from alcohol consumption of course…lol….a gal wears these to work..Under dress pants…skirts…whenever you feel you need to keep it tight & be unfomfy…..I have to say they do prevent muffin top…..but don’t expect to get laid sporting  this foundation garments.

….my favorite…as I am sure many ladies favs….I like to call then my “girlfriend panty”….you wear these panties anytime there is a slight chance that someone ……might catch a glimpse of your panties…..like when you are in the dressing room…at exercise class..at the gym…..you certainly don’t want your friends to think you wear stained….ripped…unattractive panties do ya? NO!  There are such a variety of GF panties….boy cut..hipster…low-rise….bikini….tap pants..etc.  Whatever your preference….I happen to be a fan of the cotton club……when you are busy doing things & you are trying to keep the southern hemisphere healthy and dry…the cotton club is the way to go.

…of course we all own the “date” panties…….these pretty panties are worn in the hopes that someone…..hehe…may see them….they are the pretty panties…..silky fabrics..pretty details…usually you have a bra that matches…..just a sweet little ensemble that is seen..or even touched…hehe…will tease and entice…..but yet no guarantee……your date thinks this must be your normal every day undies…yeah right mister.  Lol

….the “thong song”….you know what I am talking about….some of us love them…some of us tolerate then…some of us refuse to wear them……one thing is for sure….when I am sporting dental floss up the great divide…..I better get laid……isn’t that why they invented thongs???  Don’t give me that panty line things…blah blah blah…..I just have to say it again…if I am pulling & readjusting  my thong all night…I better get more than dinner & drinks..just sayin….lol

…my understanding is that the average woman owns 14 pairs of underwear…..from an early age we all know that underwear have a little naughtiness surrounding them….think about it…getting pants-ed….wedgies….or  what about  London..France….and I see your underpants…..we all remember that…yes undies are there to cover & protect out private parts….they are tempting because they hide what’s beneath….a suggestion…not a promise…sorry guys..lol 

…what a woman wears on the inside counts….even if you are the only one that knows it…it doesn’t matter….when a  gal wears gorgeous undies…no matter the style….you feel good…..sometimes sexy….no matter how we feel about our bodies…when we present it in a way that you  feel beautiful…..you are a stunner!  So…next time you have one of those moments when you feel  ON- those days when you carry an extra little spark & people take notice……it could be the undies you are rockin!