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Friday, July 5, 2013

..lies..lies…lies


 
 ….so who was it that invented thongs?   When exactly did the thing craze start?  I have heard over & over again from chicks that thongs are comfy when you get used to them……even flabby asses look good in a thing…tummys..not so much…..I will admit I will wear a thong…..and yes after you wear it awhile you do get used to it…but as far as it ever really being comfy….well maybe after a few shots of tequila….who was it that said a little bit between your cheeks & gums…not really sure they meant a thong…but hey…women talk…after a few….ok more than a few shots…..almost anything between your cheeks is comfy…lol

 

 …do we as woman  lie about the comfort level of our undergarments to minimize the pain we put our bodies through????....I think HELL YES!  

 

…crawl into a pair of spanks and your voice goes up an octave….but yet we women say they are comfy….really sistra??? 


 

….stilettos…one of my favs….nah…they don’t hurt my feet – NOT!  They can be arch killers……talk about a pain in the arch…haha…..the only time stilettos don’t hurt a chicks feet is when she is on her back & her legs are in the air…….they still make our calves look awesome…….it just hurts to walk to the bathroom afterwards…lol

 

…hair removal…..pain never stops us chicks….ripping the hair off our who whos to our eyebrows and yes even our upper lips…damn that hurts like a mother f$#@er...but we chicks do it….we call it personal maintenance…..

 

…it’s too funny the pain we put ourselves through for beauty….will we ever stop – HELL NO!

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