Thursday, February 13, 2014

.......vocab words worth knowing......for the naughty at heart

…who knew there were so many new sexual phrases out in the cyber world….I found this on line – cracks me up……

~unknown website 


1. Two Pump Chump: when the deed is over after a couple of thrusts. What a treat, huh?

2. Moses: a dude who is a-ok with performing cunnilingus while his partner is menstruating.

3. Slick Leggings: the name does not refer to the latest style being offered for half price at Macy’s, but rather the act of lubricating your legs so that your man can experience the Slip ‘n’ Slide action!

4. Cold Fish: a sex partner who is anything but responsive during copulation.

5. Wank Tank: the marital or lovers’ bed. Try using that one next time you are getting the urge – “Sweetie, let’s go have a romp in the wank tank!”

6. Pink Glove: if the female isn’t reasonably moist downstairs, the guy’s member may become stuck for a moment or two.

7. Australian Sex: one partner starts at the mouth and neck of their partner, and works his/her way down along the spine to the ‘Australian’ part (southern region) for anal intercourse or anilingus.

8. Snowballing: when a woman performs oral sex on a man, he ejaculates, and she transfers the sperm into his mouth via kissing. No comment.

9. The Corkscrew: the act of crossing your middle finger over your index, and twisting your wrist back and forth inside of your partner. In other words, an advanced form of fingering!

10. Hot Karl: another oral sex term, meaning when a woman goes down on her beau following intercourse.

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