Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Miley Cyrus - Who Owns My Heart


Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed


Queen Latifah - Goin' Out Of My Head



Thursday, October 17, 2013


12 Problems That Only Busty Girls Have

This one if for all the ladies with big boobs out there. Busty Girl Comics is a spot-on comic drawn by Paige Halsey Warren that details the trials and tribulations of being a woman with an enormous chest. From her work, here are 12 “Busty Girl Problems.”

1. The Surprise Stain

The Surprise Stain

2. The Counter Dilemma

The Counter Dilemma

3. Airplane Turbulence

Airplane Turbulence

4. The Motorboating Proposition

The Motorboating Proposition

5. The Built-in Bra Issue

The Built-in Bra Issue

6. The Shoulder Strap Attack

The Shoulder Strap Attack

7. The Dishwashing Dilemma

The Dishwashing Dilemma

8. Ye Old “Boob Spillage”

Ye Old "Boob Spillage"

9. Seatbelt Sadness

Seatbelt Sadness

10. Ruffles!

Ruffles!

11. Suspenders!

Suspenders!

12. Stairs!

Stairs!

Monday, October 14, 2013


...tackle football @ 50!


….. many people including myself thought I was crazy to even think about playing tackle football on a women’s team at 50…to be completely honest  playing tackle football has never entered my mind till a few months ago…actually didn’t know it existed…..my very limited experience playing football was in the back yard with the neighborhood boys…which I am sure I only played because the boys were playing…..not for my love of the game….however I have always enjoyed watching football on TV…..I remember back in grade school…my dad would watch the Browns on one TV & I was watch the LA Rams….for some odd reason that was my team…lol …of course in those days the Browns were on fire….maybe this will be there year…again..lol.   As a teenager in high school I would attend the school football games…it was more of a social event than a sporting event….once I started dating a football player I was more involved in the actual game…..kinda.   Me…ever think about playing tackle football on an all-women’s team….never entered my mind…I have always been a tripping over my unties she laces kinda gal……..till now.

 

…in case ya didn’t know…..I had no idea…..the Women’s Football Alliance is the fasted growing tackle football league in North America…there is like 63+ teams……wow…who knew…….the NFL is the gold standard for football….its always been exclusive to men…I am so sure there are some women football players out there than can give the fellas of the NFL a run for their money… no doubt there will come a day when we see both men & women side by side playing football…lace up your cleats ladies!

 ….it is so easy to sit on my fat ass on the sofa & critique the football players on Sunday afternoons….but after only two days of conditioning with the ladies of the Columbus Comets…I tell ya what…they are a group of hard core athletes….it is so impressive to see their commitment to the game and their team mates….each & every one of them are truly an inspiration …... it makes me want to be part of their organization……of their team…..

 

…my first day of conditioning….I had no idea what to wear…on the advice an experience player I did go out & but a pair of cleats….which was an experience in itself…..I tried several pairs on & decided to go with a pair made by UnderArmor…..they looked cool…felt good…..and when I asked the sales guy what the fancy “H” logo stood for on the side of the toe…he just kinda looked at me in bewilderment and shook his head…..I now know the UnderArmor logo….I also bought a super duper support bra with under wires….gotta hold those girls up…its bad enough I am gonna waddle down the field…don’t want my boobies bouncing….lol so yes I did the bounce test – love the bra…no uni-boob either…lol

 


…when the email came out from the coach with the what to wear/what to bring to conditioning it listed “athletic shorts” …..who knew there was such a thing…so I went on the hunt for my “athletic shorts”  and my football socks…..no plain white socks for me…I needed the real deal!  ….so to look like I fit in on the first day…..and also make sure my cleats were gonna work for me…I need to wear them …break them in….so…..what better way to break them in than to wear them while I gardened & worked in the yard…no slipping in the wet grass for me – worked like a charm & comfy…just like wearing tennis shoes.

 

….I showed up for the first day of conditioning in my “athletic shorts” and yes….a Cherry Garcia pink tie dyed tshirt ……my white football socks & a pink bandana….oh yes I did…and oh yes I did stick out like a sore thumb….it was tough….pissed my pants a couple of times…ok..just one…a little….sweat like a pig…..was slow on the sprints…the cones…actually slow on everything…..I did however plus the wooden sled up & down a hill …not once..but TWICE….yes I did!   Killed me but I was never so proud of myself……I paid attention to the coaches…tried to learn all I could…didn’t once touch a football…one thing I did get was no matter how slow I was….whenever I completes a drill….there was always a hand or several hands in the air to give me a high five….it felt good …women supporting & encouraging other women.  That’s the way it should be on & off the field.  I was so happy to see my first day of conditioning come to an end – all I could think was blow that damn whistle coach…I am done! …..for today..took me 3+ days to recover…the pain felt so good…I actually did it…….would I  return……………..

 

…hell yes…I did…..once again the team was welcoming…..the other 50yr old didn’t show up…not sure if she will be back or not…..but I was ready….got a little stretching instruction from one of the players prior to practice…..and then I entered “HELL”…..an obstacle course that about killed me three times over and then some….running stairs is a killer for this middle aged out of shape chick…..if not for the encouragement of a few team mates I would not have finished…ok so I sucked hind tit for all of it….I did finish it…..what an awesome feeling it was to have team mates run beside me on the steps…encouraging me…telling me I got this…..as it was happening I didn’t think much about it….later looking back – words can’t express the overwhelming feeling of …I don’t know the words…I have NEVER felt that kind of feeling – I made sure to thank each one of those ladies….not only are they awesome athletes….they are wonderful human being…..they so could have just stood & watched without saying a word thinking to themselves we don’t want that old middle aged woman on our team anyway..let her fail….but they didn’t.  I aspire to be just like them……

 

…well I did make it to the end of the second day of conditioning….afterwards I did sit in an Epson Salts ice bath and slept for 6 hours…..but my recovery wasn’t as bad as lst week…..my butt still kinda hurts….and I am ready to do it again next Saturday…..in the mean while I plan to do my stretching…..drink lots of water…do a little running…..each week it should get it a little easier…..one thing I know is I am all in…..I would be proud to be part of such a phenomenal group…..team of women football players……the women of the gridiron…The Columbus Comets!

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

...BE YOURSELF


.........style.......uh...maybe not....

....its funny how us chicks base our entire day on if we are having a good or bad hair day...too funny.....as I look back at a few styles of mine...most of which I thought....at the time looked pretty damn good.....what the hell was I thinking.....and they call our hair our shinning glory....

...I loved my hair in this pic.....a very good hair day.....this is the length it was on 5/18/13 when I shaved my head - Happy 50!!!
I was really diggin the blue black hair color!





....kinda boring...looks like a mom hair do summer of 2012......it was more of a chestnut brown.....not my fav.......


...OMGosh.....does that long brownish crappy string hair make me look older?  My mom thought it did...I thought I was stylin....early spring 2012





.....I spent a couple of summers ago with hair long enough to sport a pony tail...or so I thought.....bad bad bad idea.....why have long hair...ok medium hair & pull it back in a pony tail??? Took me all summer into the fall & early winter to figure out...long hair is just not happening for me.








...yes I did....I thought the crimped look just might be the ticket...boy was I wrong...nough said...eeeek










......sunny CA!  Yep I bought into the blonde highlights while living in CA.....
cost me a big bucks...but it sure was a blast being blonde....

....but being blonde gets old & brassy.....talk about looking 50....but I was only 43.......damn!









....oh yeas I saw the lite and before leaving sunny CA I went back to my new natural color of brownish red...lol








All these looks have been in the last 10 years...I am sure there are way more...I change my hair as much as I change my undies.......LOL

...no ruts for me.....

 
...I refuse to get stuck in a rut......hairstyle rut that is...................I have had every color possible.......my hair has been should length...to shaved......straight to curly......but I have to say I just experienced a first.......I am now sporty a rad hair mohawk !  Yes I did!  Yes I am!    I ;like to think of it as a hairstyle alternative ...edgy...with attitude  & charisma.....definitely a statement.......if I do say so myself...lol....I am soooo a hair style chameleon......it’s just hair..it grows back......

Thursday, October 3, 2013


Christina Aguilera - Not Myself Tonight (Clean Version)


The Best Paris Fashion Week Street Style Shoes! | Fashion Week Spring 2014


The Best Paris Street Style in 90 Seconds! | Fashion Week Spring 2014




...personal style story......whats yours???


…this is my favorite season…I love fall…actually I love fall fashions….warm cozy sweaters…legging…boots…..scarves…hats….you name it I love it …..especially the warm rich colors of fall…..after a summer in stained t shirts & cut off shorts I am so embracing fall & my fall wardrobe…..the problem I am faced with right now is that not very much of last year’s fall ensembles seem to be fitting as well as they did last year…..they are a bit too tight…some are way more than a bit…I can’t even get my fat ass into some of them….but that’s a completely different blog…..right now I am talking style.

 

…style like life is meant to be enjoyed…I think your style should accentuate your personality….flatter your figure….even the lumps & bumps….make your life more fun & interesting…..your style should reflect who you are…even express who you wanna be….I personally think that style is a learned behavior that as you age & your life evolves so does your style….after all at 21 I certainly did not think I would ever hang up my wacky 80’s style……and now at 50…..would never even consider sporting that 80’s Madonna look….ok…maybe I would…hehe

 


…there is tons of style inspirations out there…TV..magazines…internet….malls…..Wal-Mart late at night…lol….from old Hollywood to new music …style inspiration is everywhere….fashion icons reach their iconic status by expressing their personality with seemingly effortless sense of class & composition……panache is not unobtainable…….think of all the people who have been touched by Stacy & Clinton on What Not To Wear….after 10 seasons this is their last…I have to wonder if they have feel they have reached & transformed all that they could….maybe there are no fashion challenged gals out there…lol….they so need to stop at Wal-Mart after midnight…..they are sure to sign up for another 10 seasons..lol  What an impact they have made….

 

…I see chicks who seem to have found..and or created a unique signature style…how does a gal cultivate her personal style……the trick is to make your own style statement while staying true to yourself….some gals find it very easy to express their fashion voice…..through trial and error….a willingness to stand out and or make a statement…they have learned what works & what they should toss…how to incorporate the seasons newest trends without compromising their personal signature style…

 


…what makes a gal stylish….I don’t think it’s just an unlimited budget…it’s more a wildly creative imagination and a need to express themselves visually… creating a unique way to tell their  own personal life story…what story does your style say about you?